Ohio - The always controversial upscale clothing company Abercrombie & Fitch announced amidst complaints of racial discrimination its newest brand, AfricaCrombie & Fiatch. A&F has been critized in the past for only catering to one part of the population… the lighter part, and accused by many of ignoring the racially diverse, the fat, the ugly and Orientals. However, A&F contends most of the accusations to be false. “Of course we don’t cater to fat people, who does? We however, do not discriminate against any race, and we are very diverse,” says A&F representative Tara Echmin. “I dare you to find a straight guy working in any of our stores, we are very diverse,” continued Echmin.

When asked why Abercrombie & Fitch is known for only hiring tall, blond haired and blue eyed employees for its stores, Echmin said, “That is totally false, we hire brunettes as well, as long as they have blue eyes.” And when asked if Abercrombie has ever hired an African American to work at one of their stores, Echmin replied, “An Aff… ri… ca…n, what? Oh, a black… No we have never hired one of those. Look to be quite honest, Abercrombie & Fitch prides itself on having a low percentage of employee theft rates and we intend on keeping it low if you know what I mean, and that is exactly why we are introducing this new brand.”

The new brand clothing will be distributed to the new stores carrying the name AfricaCrombie & Fiatch name. A company spokesman say the brand will be marketed to more of an urban population, with a hip hop flavor, and accustomed to committing hate crimes. The store will carry jeans, shirts 3 sizes too big, big puffy black people jackets, shoes, pants, do rags, belts, and jeans with hand prints on the ass. The first two stores will launch later this month in Detroit and Long Beach, California. If successful more stores will follow. The clothing store plans to sell its clothes at reasonable prices compared to the overpriced Abercrombie & Fitch. “We plan on selling some clothes, but honestly, we think most of the clothes will be stolen. This brand is more of a gesture to the black community, of our commitment to them. We feel that there is room for this brand, separate from Abercrombie… in a word, segregated. Ultimately this brand was created, to keep Abercrombie & Fitch from becoming the next Tommy Hilfiger,” says Echman. “I think we will be very successful.”