Local Handless Child, Dissapointed with Newly Poured Concrete. Sues Parents.

Orlando - Local handless 8 year old child Suzy Little is reportedly disappointed at her parents for pouring a new concrete patio in preparation for their new patio cover. Her siblings Bryce, Caleb, and Jasmine were reported as very excited about getting to put their handprints into the freshly poured concrete. Suzy however was not so overjoyed, “Everyone was excited about putting their handprints in the cement, but I don’t have hands. I was mad cause Dad said I couldn’t put my stump prints in the cement, cause he said that ‘was stupid,’ and ‘no one does that.’” She apparently went on to tell him that she hated him and called him a “meany.”

In response to the harsh allegations, Steve Little asserts, “Look I never said she was stupid, or the idea was stupid. What I said was stump prints would look stupid next to the hand prints.” Suzy however, contends that his account of the situation is false and is considering suing her father for emotional distress, and payment for missed work. “Daddy mad me so mad, it took me two weeks before I could get back out to the lemonade stand and resume my work.” Her father contends that she was too busy playing in the pool and the slip ‘n slide the last couple of weeks to make lemonade. Suzy says he is trivializing her work and was quoted as saying, “My Daddy said that? Look, that asshole doesn’t know how hard it is for a kid with no hands to make lemonade; I don’t have any fucking hands, God-Dammit. I can’t hold a spoon to stir the lemonade like a normal kid, so I have to use one of my arm stumps to stir the lemonade. That’s it I suing the fuck out of that Asshole.” Little plans to sue both her parents for damages totaling 17 dollars and 43 cents for lost work, she is also suing to remove and re-pour the concrete, so that she can put her stump prints in it fair and square.

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