Talahasee, FL- Local area white man, Thomas Hanson recently learned a new slang word while flipping through some radio stations, the word ’skeet’. Hanson, who said he learned the word from a popular rap song “Get Low” by recording artist Lil’ John, asked his Puerto Rican co-worker what the term meant. “I asked Barry Gamiz because he is the best ‘black’ acquaintance I know. I thought if anyone is going to know what ’skeet’ meant, a black person is going to know it,” says Hanson. What Hanson didn’t know was that Barry likes to occasionally play practical jokes on co-workers. “I like to mess with somes of my co-workas, specially the ones that assoome I’m black. I am Puerto-Rican foo, just beecwas someone is daked skinned doesn’t automatic-wolly make them black. I wanted to show hims a lesson, you knows what I’m sayin?” Gamiz said.

The term ’skeet’ is a reference to male ejaculation or ejaculate, coined from the sport skeet shooting, it literally means to “pull’ out and shoot or ’skeet’, just as in sport of skeet shooting.

Gamiz when approached by Hanson about the term, apparently told him it was slang for beer.

Hanson thought that sounded reasonable, and went on his way, apparently smitten with the new term he intended to use it in normal conversation as much as possible. It turned out however, to be dire for Hanson, for two days he became the laughing stock of the Austin Manufacturing HR department. Joy Barnes a secretary for Austin Manufacturing, “I wasn’t initially in on the joke and was totally horrified when he told me he spent the weekend at his friends Joe’s House watching football and drinking all his friend’s skeet.” Recalling the situation Hanson says it was totally embarrassing for him, “I was obviously told incorrectly the meaning of the word skeet, and to my horror after finding out that I told the babe a couple cubes down about my drinking skeet all weekend, I was truly horrified. I even told her that I learned that weekend not to not mix different types of skeet, because it will made me throw up skeet all over the place. God! I’ll never look her in the eye again.” Jeffrey Tanbord from the marketing department was angry about Hanson’s blatant use of the word ’skeet.’ “I over heard him talking to Joy about this skeet business, and I was truly shocked. One - because I never new Thomas was gay and two - I am the flamboyantly gay person in the office, and frankly I don’t need anyone trying to out-queen me up in this bitch, OK. Besides, he could never out-do these fierce boots I am wearing… never!”

The joke came to a halt a couple days later when Hanson was sexually assaulted in a public restroom at a local mall, using the term ’skeet’ incorrectly at the urinal. “Some guy in the men’s restroom asked me how it was going and I honestly told him I would do anything to get some skeet in me… and then… I don’t want to talk about it!” Hanson said from a local hospital bed. While it isn’t known exactly what events took place, according to hospital officials Hanson injuries were minor and was treated for a torn anus. Hanson plans to return to work next week.

When reached for comment on the tragic events, his co-worker Barry had this to say, “Am I sorry? Hell Naw, puto. That shit was funny!”