Los Angeles, CA - Everyone’s favorite beutarded heiress, Paris Hilton is making quite the controversial splash on the fashion scene. She recently showed up to a party in Los Angeles friday night wearing a dress with visible magic Mormon underwear underneath. When asked about her ensemble, Paris replied “Why should Mormons get to have all the fun? I want my body to be protected too. It also makes the boys wonder what’s underneath it so that’s hot!”
Paris partied in L.A. wearing a Versace dress with peek-a-boo gold Mormon skivvies that had a picture of Tinkerbell and the numbers ‘2006′ written on the bottom in Swarvoski crystals. The hotel heiress modified them to closley fit her body in a new and updated version of Mormon Underwear. The estimated cost of her underwear was $12,500 because she had to buy the pair off of a real Mormon, a source close to the heiress said. “It stands for the things most important in my life and protects them and my body from all outside harm.” Paris also showed what symbols she had put on the skivvies after she had it dyed, “There is Tinkerbell, my gold Dolce & Gabbana Razr phone, a hamburger and my favorite barf bowl–so I don’t confuse my priorities. Oh- I also had some of my hair extensions weaved into the fabric to make it feel more at home.”

Hollywood is abuzz with this new fashion faux DO. The rumors are that other female celebrities such as Lindsay Lohan, Kim Catrall, and Nicole Kidman are on the list for designer Mormon Underwear. “This is even hotter than UGG boots!” claimed a whored-up Tara Reid who was trying to get Paris buy her a pair of Mormon Underwear. ” I’d put a bottle of whiskey and OxyContin on mine! It’s the next big thing, it’s so hot!”